Haha hate to burst your bubble, but are you sure it wasn't a dream? Pretty scary if it wasn't, but I mean, just saying.

No, I couldn’t have been a dream. They obviously transported me to bed to make it seem like a dream. Aliens are geniuses. EUREKA!

-Wilder

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Anonymous

You’re making the Wildman hungry, again! Well more hungrier than I already am, is that possible to be more hungrier than the more hungrier average Wildman who is hungry?

-Wilder

dailyurbanlegend:

Although the average human ends up being abducted upwards of 3 times by aliens, only a handful will retain any memory of the encounter.

I think you would enjoy one of these

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Anonymous

DUDE! That looks like a SICK sandwich. Where can the Wildman get some of that?

-Wilder

Ha, well let's hope they really are friendly so those escape pods aren't necessary. And um, just wondering, have you ever made contact with the aliens?

houndsofoberon

Kinda.. Once at the Buzz, I was on the roof because I heard that there was going to be a UFO landing right there, 10 miles away from the Buzz! It was the chance of a life time, so I went and I saw this awestruck UFO fly over my head and land onto a hill! But just as I was about to downstairs and run to the hill to meet the aliens.. I suddenly was in my room, in my bed. It’s like the transported me there.. O.O

-Wilder

Ah, sounds cool. I think I just will check them out.
Have you heard anything interesting about aliens from the meetings so far?

houndsofoberon

Well we can’t really predict when the aliens will strike but we have been making more escape pods and we have been gathering more food! We also have to work on making peace with the aliens, other than that no. I really do hope the aliens are friendly though.

-Wilder